Hiking, Haggis and Humor in the Highlands
I met a real Jamie Fraser on my hike through Scotland on the Great Glen Way. Actually, his name was Steve, and he was our guide on the 79-mile hiking adventure along the Caledonian Canal in the Highlands of Scotland. But he was from Clan Fraser, and his stories as we walked made the famous book series, Outlander, come alive. From castles and battles to haggis and thistle, Scotland’s Highlands offer up a delicious adventure of monsters, lochs, and misty intrigue.
First Stop: Eating our Way through Glasgow
The trip started in Glasgow, where I met the other 11 folks I’d be co-leading a hiking and eating adventure through Scotland as an adventure trip leader through Colorado Mountain Club’s Adventure Travel. First stop was the fireman statue at Central Train Station where we met our eating-walking tour guide from EatWalk Tours for a three-hour tour through the streets of Glasgow. This worker city gleams hope as it takes advantage of a boom in the ongoing threat of a pending bust from the upcoming Brexit. None the less, it’s shiny and helpful, welcoming the world with quirky art statues, a fun modern art museum, and delicious food.
Haggis and Whisky
The stop I loved the most on the walking food tour was the second one at Babbity Bowster. No stop in Scotland is complete without vegetarian haggis (walnuts, lentils, mushrooms!) and a wee dram of whisky. With over 126 distilleries in Scotland alone, you’ll need an expert to guide you through the flavors. Blended or single malt, smokey or peaty, you’ll just have to try them all to find the flavor that you want. I particularly liked the Ben Nevis aged, but seriously, I really think the only way you can go wrong with Scottish whisky is to drink too much! By the way, there’s no “e” in Scottish whisky.
With bellies full, we loaded the bus to Fort William, passing by the gorgeous Loch Lomond, inspiration for the song, “You Take the High Road, I’ll Take the Low Road”, and made it just in time for an Indian dinner of vegetable Bhaji at Spice Tandoori in Fort William.
Wizards Only, Muggles Exit Here
The next day, a few friends climbed Ben Nevis, but I chose a more luxurious day about the Jacobite steam train, also known as the Harry Potter train. If you’re a Harry Potter fan, you’ve seen the famous train scene where he heads off to Hogwarts over a scenic viaduct. For steam train aficionados, this is the trip for you. For me, I just wanted to enjoy the Scottish scenery and to get a cup of the famous Cullen Skink soup in Malliag.
Scotland’s Best Kept Foodie Secret–Cullen Skink
Don’t let the name, Cullen Skink, turn you off. This amazing smoked haddock chowder will knock your taste buds to the moon–better than any Boston clam chowder, Cullen Skink’s smokey, creamy, deliciousness requires a big bowl and a chunk of crusty bread. Get Mallaig’s best version in a cup to go at The Fishmarket and eat it overlooking the marina.
All Aboard the Fingal
The next day, we headed out on the Great Glen Way. This 79-mile trail along the Calendonian Canal traverses the old tow path, the mountain tops of the Highlands, historic clan territories, and Lochs Dochfour, Ness, Oich, and Lochy. During the day we hiked the trail, and at night we stayed on the Fingal barge from the Caledonian Discovery. The barge slept 12 in 6 rooms, and a 4-person crew full of personality, skill, and finesse tended our every need.
Our mornings rose to the smells from Chef Lucy’s kitchen of porridge followed by black pudding, eggs, Scottish bacon and toast. We would then head out to a day of hiking, where Chef Lucy supplied us with boxed lunches (salmon pate and oatcakes!), and Guide Steve took us through wooded forests, fairy gardens, dark miles, panoramic loch views, mountaintops and meadows. Being from Clan Fraser, he was able to indulge us with Highland stories, treat us to a delicious taste of wood sorrel, and clearly describe historic battles from the Jacobite uprising. Additional narrative signs helped us along the way.
Averaging about 12 miles a day and ranging from 8-15, we’d arrive back at the barge in its new location in the late afternoon, hungry for Chef Lucy’s high tea treats. After showers and blister repairs, we discovered Scottish tastes once again for dinner in the form of haggis, Scottish chicken, tatties, neeps, plates of Scottish cheeses, and indulgent Scottish desserts, including toffee pudding with whisky cream sauce.
The Great Glen Way
Our hike on the Great Glen Way, done in wind, rain, fog, sun, clouds, and mist, undulated from sea level to around 1500 feet, with 1000 foot climbs in less than 2 miles. Some days were almost completely flat along the tow path, others climbed steeply and traversed an undulating mountain top above the trees. The track varied from hard-packed crush gravel on the tow paths to rich organic matter surrounded by moss. Some miles ambled along dirt roads a Land Rover might enjoy. We passed waterfalls often, but at no time were we walking in mud nor slippery conditions. Some of the downs were as steep as the ups and required hiking poles.
Views ranged from dense, dark forest to meadows. At high points, we could see completely up and down Loch Ness, across the Highlands, and along the canal. Several times we enjoyed seeing boats pass through the lock system between lochs, and once we got to ride through them on the Fingal.
Without wifi most of the week, we disconnected from the world and connected locally. Occasionally we had a few minutes in a port at a local pub where we uploaded and downloaded, but soon returned to the barge. The few port towns we stayed the night moored were filled with tourists hunting for Nessie or enjoying summer boating on the lochs.
We found Nessie twice. She always manages to appear right before tourist season. She showed herself at Nellieland in Drumnadrochit (“Drum”) and at the Nessie Museum, also in Drum.
The End Appears
After six days of hiking, we said teary good-byes to our fabulous crew who had treated us to a grand Scottish affair on the last night, kilts and all. The eleven of us ambled to the Great Glen Way trail end marker near the Inverness Castle, then grabbed some cheap grub at The Caledonian Pub in town.
What to Read
The trip was much richer because I had read the Outlander and the Harry Potter books, among others. The Great Glen Way Official Rucksack Reader Guide, which details the route and elevations, was invaluable.
What to Gear
In addition, having the right gear made the trip comfortable and dry. Some days I needed boots, and other days I just needed trail shoes. All days I carried my waterproof jacket with me, where I would occasionally also wear a warmth layer underneath for the 45 degree winds.
I couldn’t have been more happy with the performance and comfort of my Salomon X Ultra 3 Mid GTX Hiking Boots, my HOKA ONE Stinson ATR 4 Trail-Running Shoes, my Columbia hiking pants, and my REI waterproof jacket.